Who am I, you ask? A stunning figure, 5 feet afoot with a hugely impressive rhetoric, some would say. A hero clad in invisible armor, with a strikingly powerful gait.
I like to review things, because I like to see how right I am about everything. See, people are ignorant. They're ignorant to the fact of how wrong they all are, all the time. This is where I come in. I see my gift as a beacon of hope among this infested pile of mediocrity and unsuccess. I am wit incarnate.
Enough with introductions. I can't believe I posted that review of Castle Crashers only for it to be debunked by these two degenerates.
-Tyler.
1 comment:
A reviewer/journalist, an artist, and Karl. What a combo
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