Monday, September 8, 2008

gaming worse than farting? we'll look into the subject at 11 o'clock

ive been wanting to talk about this for a while
i went to las vegas recently
drove there

mhm

well anyway while i was there i realized
it was hot
hotter than hell
you see im from beautiful connecticut


from middlesex to be exact
where our temperature is around 43 degrees fahrenheit almost all the time
so the 1200 degree weather in las vegas was a major change for me

so i did what most people would do to cope with the heat
i went to buy a slurpee
a slurpee sold at 7-11
a 7-11 that sold both slurpees and
madden 09

im not gonna repeat myself just read it again
madden 09 in a slurpee store
what has this industry come to
ill tell you what its come to
its come to relying on pretty pictures of payton
 mannings to sell games
well it wasnt always that way


the adventures of tom thumb #1 selling atari game in '87

remember the first time you saw that cover
games used to have style
now its just a new payton manning every god damn year
now who do i blame all this bullsh*t on


magicians

fuckin penn and teller

i saw them in las vegas too

was gonna do an interview with them for this blog
was gonna start out saying
what do you think of videogames
i did ask them
they said
we dont play videogames 
we just put the spells on the payton manning covers so people buy them
i threw down my notepad and left

no

im pissed 
i feel like expressing my emotions in pic of the blog form

thats my facial expression and my attitude towards magicians

naw i feel bad not giving you a funny pic
here ya go
now yall know my feelings about puking

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