Showing posts with label karl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label karl. Show all posts

Sunday, September 7, 2008

old gaems

i played them
doom sucks
well its good
but it sucks
i like curse of monkey island
best game
i really think this game
myst would be better if my computer could make
 its graphics good
right now theyre craphics 
gonna play tomb raider 2 and alice tonight
oh wait
nvm
im gonna be playing the best gaem ever made tonight
i love the diversity of everything
spore is the game of obama
i love all the colours
i love ai 
its like life in a box
i love the rythm aspects of the game
i love how i can blow up planets
i love the jokes
napoleon dynamite quality jokes
i mean gimmie your tots
a farmer shoots a cow in front of a bunch of school kids
napoleon says the defect in this one is bleach
well i saw the movie last night and i think the defect in this movie is
bad story
bad characters
bad arty framing
bad racism
bad movie
1.5/100


napoleon+llama=fail

Thursday, September 4, 2008

ok so this is gonna be my last post for a while

naw not really i love you guys too much
ive been thinking about the obama situation for a while now and i gotta say

its outta this world

i mean sure i guess tolerance is supposed to be what were all programmed to do these days but seriously

am i supposed to tolerate this obamanation

heh heh

or should i say abidenation

heh heh

john biden for vice president what is obama thinking

the whole idea of a governmental leader is someone who will represent us

not a puppet i dont believe in puppets

we cant have some vice president ready to take over who will not follow our wishes so that

instead

he can please his oh so holy pope

or should i say poop

heh heh

well its not up to me im way past my voting years these days

all i can really do is sit here and let the young ones absorb 
my truth and hopefully ill get some real decider makers this november

heres some more proof

hmm looks like that table cloth is made outta old pope hat material

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

karl nanders, an introduction

hi guys im karl welcome to elaborate calculus

not sure what to write here just yet i dont really go out much

i watch a lot of television and videogames while i generally used to stay away from the movies and internet due to my lack of interest in art but lately my friends and family are proving to me that the internet is not art but a whole new world of opportunity

the internet is a new world of opportunity

when i say world i mean world in the sense of planet earth or on an even bigger scale jupiter

with all these new connections of the internet the opportunities may even surpass the gas giant

but with all this size comes confusion 

thats where i come in

i have come to bring you all the best parts of this new terrain 

and in order to make sure your hooked ill give you one of the best pictures ever posted onto a internet
plane+car=comedy

watch this page because you know you want to