Freeware Games: Survival Crisis Z

I'm a big fan of everything about zombies. Not so much a fanatic though. I don't fantasize about what I'll do with a combat shotgun surrounded by a cardboard box fortification I built myself. But they're still a pretty bad ass concept. They don't have morals, senses, perceptions, judgments, intentions, deadlines, or working organs. Just instinct. They're a force; an element, only meant for one thing. To fuck your shit up.
^FUCKING STUPID^

It's also happenstance that I'm a huge fan of freeware games. It's also happenstance that Skaware developed a freeware game about zombies called Survival Crisis Z.

Don't let screenshots fool you. The game's one of the best zombie-themed games ever.

You play as a guy who shoots undead things with guns. Or blows them up with things that blow up. Either way, you get set in this haunted randomized city with safe houses and not-safe houses scattered around. You can enter every building, in which you can scavenge for food, materials, money, guns and ammo or whatever. You'll come across some random hordes of zombies as you're exploring. Shoot them. You can talk to safe house owners to trade, get a random mission for money, or to compromise. By compromise I mean take the safe house over. When this happens however, it's just you against a horde of zombies that come in through every single hole in the wall of the building. If you can defend it, you get the safe house along with all the bonuses (a ready squad, you get money per zombie kill, etc.)

You can also make a bunch of shit to wreck with. Turrets and Molotov cocktails are a few examples.

The game's use of sound is crazy, which totally makes up for its graphics department. You have to play for yourself.

At midnight game-time, the city gets fucked up and you'll get teleported in and out of a silent hill-esque area. Shit is scary.

You're scary.

This game is scary - -

scary AWESOME

Only works with XP though.

http://skasoftware.com/files/scz.exe

Oh yeah there's also an arcade mode where you just keep shooting zombies with pick-ups and stuff. Just play the game already god damn.

I'M OUT

God damn bitches

Just gonna put up my feelings about things for a sec.

Debate: Nobody won i hate you all shut up

Atlantica Online: Fuck yes you are cool but i have 300 ginseng what the fuck am i supposed to do with 300 ginseng optimize your shit. also i lag like shit out of nowhere what the hell is wrong with you

Weekend: eat because i sleep, sleep because i eat.

/v/ vent: you guys are cool i wish i could hang out with you but i cant stop yelling at me

Megaman 9: you're a cool guy but i need:

Left 4 Dead: YOU ARE AWESOME IM SEND GABE CHOCOLATES AND HEARTS IF IT TURNS OUT LIKE I HOPE IT WILL <33<3<33

People: OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYONE WALK THE DINOSAUR~

but seriously stop.


Life: Sleep late, wake early, talk to strangers, havE fun.

I love you and everyone.

television was called books

i always lose i don't even like writing about it
i don't even like reading these days because there is nothing shocking: i'm just going to read infinite Jest over and over. when i'm reading real literature/articles/news i read so quick and i get to like twothirds-done and i stop because i understand the meaning of the literature/point of the article/relevance of the news: the end of things seems like insurance-of-beliefs for everyone around me
class feels like seven hours of being chained-down so i can't work to make money to buy bad things. but now with this new feeling about reading i don't even enjoy outside of class enough anymore.
last night when i went out to write and be drunk and cold all i could feel like was this:

'I DON'T KNOW YOU GUYS, BEING GOD IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY

"I've just got this thing to show you. You have to come and see it."

"I have a bus to catch."

"You can get the next one."

"They're every half an hour," he objected.

"Please stay. You never stay."

"This had better be worth some of my time."

"Darling, just..."

Arnold was then just-inside the still swinging-doorway when his wife, whose face was still tear-stainedly-red whipped into their bedroom. He sighed. She passed through the hallway calmly, her footsteps even and relaxed; he didn't look up until she thrust the pocket-sized catharsis into his free hand, which, electrified by the sterility of the plastic, jolted up quickly to his eyeline for inspection. Behind it he thought he may have seen her teeth sneaking from the corners of her widening-lips.

"Wait, the plus means pregnant?"

While the months of resentment and true "getting-to-know-one-another-via-living-with-each-other-and-being-married" were to be turniqueted by embracing-arms, a jet-plane crushed their ceiling and smashed right into their bodies.'

My left me this morning

The Witcher:EE is 14.4 gigs.

Let me tell you what my 77 gig internal HDD is made up of right now.

• Warcraft 3
• Diablo 2
• Morrowind GOTY
• Deus Ex GOTY
• Quake 3 Arena
• School.
  
• Porn.
  
• The Witcher.

Something look wrong with that list? Yeah there is. That list should be like ten times bigger. But it's not. Because The Witcher: Enhanced Edition is 14 fucking gigabytes.

Listen up CDPROJEKT. I have things to put on my HDD. Like art, culture, and chemistries. I have to do calculations and shit. Matchmaking, blind dates, and cons. Fucking alpha shit, okay? I don't have time to play your pussy-ass dress up game with dynamic numbers. Please, PLEASE find a way to compress your shit or I swear I'll have to schedual a 40-day famine just to play this game, 'cause I can't do anything else.

Fuck bitches.

-Tyler.

television was called books

JOSHDRILLING VS. THE BLOG PT. TEW FOR A RECAP OF PART ONE TRY AND PICTURE AN HUNCHED OLD WOMAN WITH AN UMBRELLA OSMOTING INTO IL-JUNG'S LEATHERY SKULL
This is a graph showing increase in dopamine levels in the brain over time after being administered cocaine. if you'll notice, the dopamine levels actually rise just before being administered the cocaine also, clearly demonstrating something. Also! lincoln would be way grosser to fuck than douglas, it's not even questionable. this circle thing shows the demographic clientele ratio for public transportation. i've never understooden how 2% of the planet can just be 'other.' also what is 'home.' while you're think about science, get some andrew jackson:

no funny this time

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if you dont like metal gear solid 3 fuck you

thats a lil poem i wrote

SOULJA BOI TELL EM